Due to a lack of government funding and partial shut down this
will not be nearly as silly or as long and I will have three armed
guards, who also are not being paid, watching you....
Number one today under the category of “I wish I was Big Bird”
apparently the government was able to find money to continue to fund
PBS to the tune of 445 million, while shutting down national
monuments and threatening to chop money from seniors and disabled
vets. When asked, Big Bird, who was heading south for the winter and
is a senior himself thought that it was good that the government had
it proprieties straight and that it was by far more important to take
care of talking birds and a critter that lives in a garbage can
rather then fund those who actually have done something like
contribute to society.
Under the category of “2 inches is bigger than you think” a
Rhode Island 7th grader was suspended from school for have
a 2 inch plastic toy gun on a key chain. Apparently the keys, that
were being held hostage by the toy gun, panicked and called 911 and
after some intense negotiations with the SWAT team the gun
surrendered and blood shed was averted.....
In a unusual posting the Washington Post apparently gave the
president 4 Pinocchio’s, the highest number given for lying, based
on a comment that Mr. Obama said, “never in the history of the
United States has a non germane (relevant to a subject under
consideration) bill ever been attached to debt ceiling talks”
According to the post he only missed that by about 1400 starting with
Ted Kennedy and Walter Mondale back in 1973. The words ooops comes to
mind.
So while Vietnam vets are being arrested and WW2 vets are being
barred from their respective monuments a rally was allowed in support
of illegal aliens, complete with staging, guards and a wonderful
guest appearance by Nancy Pelosi. Imagine that, we can celebrate
those who come here illegally and demand that they have rights , all
under the guise of free speech, while prohibiting those who fought
for those rights from visiting the memorials built in their honor.
A town in New Jersey has decided that pan handlers need to have a
permit to pan handle. I am a bit confused; how does someone who
doesn’t have any money, hence they are out pan handling, get the
money to buy this permit? They have also suggested that should
someone be found with out one that they could go to jail...OK so lets
get this straight If I don't have a permit and it's a cold January
night you are going to arrest me and put me in a place that warm and
that I can get fed...prepare for full jails....
A judge in Ohio has declared a man legally dead....even though the
man was standing right in front of him...apparently this man wandered
off back in 2005 and was declared legally dead by the same judge.
Shortly after being declared dead he returned from the other side but
the judge refused to acknowledge his presence in effect telling him
he was still dead, the ghost defamation league has filed a formal
complaint stating that the man in no way represents the ghostly
community and should be restored to life......
Schools in NH and CT have decided that playing tag and using
baseballs, footballs,etc are just way to dangerous for kids and could
promote violence so these activities will no longer be allowed. When
asked the children were basically non committal as they were busy
playing Assassins Creed and Grand Theft Auto....
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